Every Jewish Mother’s Dream….

And one from Bethesda? HELLO!

Interactions began after a night with clear drinks with my roommate, who is so much more pretentious and bitchy than I could ever wish to be.

First I was added as a “Favorite” ….. okay, relax. I just joined this website. Please consult one of my ex-Jewish man friends to ask him what that means, because I really have no idea.

Next, I got an “E-Card”

My Response:

Bethesda… I would have expected real ones.

Next E-card sent:

My response:

“i love your e cards what kind of coffee did you have in mind?”

Stand by…….. my nurse just called me for a few botox treatments.  I won’t be in need of a MD for at least a few more years…